touching cloth
英语释义
1
when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
2
> -"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
3
> -"really egbert why is that".
4
> -well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
5
> -oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
6
> -quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
7
> -i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
8
> -never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
9
> -oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
10
> -dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
相关单词辨析
cloth: 指布,为不可数名词
clothing: 服装的总称,指一件衣服用a piece of, an article of
clothes: 统指各种衣服,谓语动词永远是复数,